Dear God, It's Me, Margaret

Okay, so my nephew had a gender-neutral ADVENTURE earlier tonight with bright blue sparkly nail polish. I can still smell the acetone from cleaning up the floor, the counter, the sink, and his hands... and my hands once I was done with him....


So I can't eat anything with my hands, which rules out popcorn, because even after washing them 4 times, I can still smell and slightly taste the polish remover....



FML