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bandearg_rois: (b-day)
Monday, May 16th, 2011 23:22
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! HAVE SOME PICTURES!!!

Pictures and Terribly Large Writing Under Cut )


((and on a side note: OH TO BE 19 AGAIN!!!!))
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Wednesday, May 4th, 2011 22:40
Yes, folks, I realized today why my husband remembers our wedding anniversary. May the Fourth be with you, my friends, and here's a weather report to get you started on the end of your day.






ALSO:


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Friday, April 22nd, 2011 18:50
Okay, so I don't really talk about my religion because I don't want to just throw it out there in your face, but I'm not Christian. However, I'd like to wish all of my friends who do celebrate Easter in that way a very happy holiday.


Under the cut is some very very bad humor that I'm probably going to get slammed about, but anyone that plays online computer games would probably get it. Highly blasphemous from a Christian standpoint... but strangely hilarious anyway.


Lag )
bandearg_rois: (birthday)
Sunday, January 16th, 2011 01:33
Okay, so it's my birthday (reeeeeeeaaallllllyyyy early on my day) and I just wanted to make sure everyone knew about it because I consider myself that awesome.

KIDDING.

It is my birthday, but my real reason for this post is because I want to squee about a present I will be getting.

My Desk

It is a Glen Eagle Desk, one of those that the front folds down and turns into the desktop... It's an old-fashioned writing desk, and my favorite of anything I've ever seen for a desk. And my sister is going to get it for me next week in return for having paid for my nephew's football camp. But also because it's my birthday.


P.S.: does anyone know where I can get specialized mood theme stuff? I see all these cool gif and screen-cap mood themes and I really want one, because the cats are getting on my nerves but I hate everything else. Yeah, just wondering. Actually, if someone can tell me how to make them, I'll do it myself... I also want to know how to change my layout to something completely custom like I see most everyone else having... I want my boys on my journal (Mr. Pine and Mr. Urban, of course) in some way shape or form.

TL;DR: I need graphics help.
bandearg_rois: (Sandwich)
Saturday, December 25th, 2010 02:23
Merry Christmas one and all... yeah, it's barely Christmas here, but that's the perk of being an adult; I got first look at what everyone got, including myself...

Santa brought me:

Vanilla cookie and brown sugar body spray
Mountain Dew flavored Lip Balm (original and Code red)
Black beanbag chair

And the star of my Christmas, and the sneakiest gift EVER:

AN AMAZON KINDLE. WITH AN ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL SKIN. Pictures will follow when I can figure out how the hell to get photos on here.

My sister is the sneakiest Santa ever...

The story: My brother-in-law's sister bought the kids things for Christmas. My sister maintained that she didn't know if the gifts would arrive in a timely manner, so she had ordered another Kindle for my niece. Well, wonder of wonders, her e-reader showed up on time and all. In our house, we open all our wrapped gifts on Christmas Eve: Christmas morning is for Santa.

So here my niece is, with her little Sony e-reader, and here's me biting my lip trying to figure out if I get the Sony or not. Because that was the deal: my niece would get the Kindle and I'd get whatever the aunt sent. Well I went out for a smoke about 20 minutes ago, and my sister made me close my eyes and look away so she could get my stuff in the house. Then she was like, 'It's Christmas, go for it.'

Color me surprised to see the Amazon box on top of my stuff next to my stocking, with the Skin sitting so prettily next to it. So of course, I had to put the skin on and plug it in, because I'm a techno-geek of the worst kind; I live on my laptop, and the Kindle just allowed me to take my life anywhere, since it's one of the new ones, with 3G internet connection. So when I go to work for my kiosk peoples, I can take the Kindle and still be on lj whilst not at home... which is pretty much a yay. The thing has a full keyboard, no color (not a problem, colors are bonuses I don't need lol) and it almost fits in the palm of my hand... well, my left hand, since that one's all stretched out from the instruments and such.


OKAY I NEED TO STOP AND GO TO SLEEP.

Okay really, night. I'm gonna go read porn and fall asleep mid-sentence...

Oh, and I will have a special post for my 'Frankenstein', this Fisher Price Imaginext boat that my little nephew is getting has gotten for one of his gifts.... Because Santa just deposits the boxes in our garage and we have to put everything together. I literally have a picture of myself behind this boat with a Dr. Horrible face and hands out. If it had audio it would be 'IT LI~IVES!' No joke.

before the kids try and wake me up... AGAIN, and it's only 2 something am, I'm going to turn my lights off and hide under the covers like a scared little kid. night night.
bandearg_rois: (Default)
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 10:45
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In March I put money in [livejournal.com profile] lakethauk 's expired parking meter (14 points). In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I punched [livejournal.com profile] spacewrapped in the arm (-10 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-384 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
bandearg_rois

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As long as Dr. McCoy or Bashir are doing the spanking, I'm all for it!
bandearg_rois: (data)
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010 22:21
Two days early, i know, but I just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends, and also, whenever the Canadian one is, Happy Thanksgiving to you guys, too.

To everyone else, I recommend a turkeyish meal because turkey is good, and I want everyone to feel as sleepy as I do that night.


HAPPY TURKEY DAY!


and pray for me on Black Friday waiting in line for electronics. And toys. It will be brutal. I'm thinking of wearing body armor.